Tuesday, June 14, 2005

What the hell is wrong with Tom Cruise and who the hell is Katie Holmes?

Tell me you're aware this is an obvious and not very well acted media hoax. Does anyone else see right through this Tom Cruise / Katie Holmes farse or is it just me? I mean, I believed the Wendy's Chili finger scam longer than I believed this crap. Anna Ayala is clearly a much better actor than Tom or Katie. Tom is doing a horrible acting job ON PURPOSE and behaving as though he's off his meds. And I don't even know who Katie Holmes is. I mean, I know who she is, but I haven't followed her career and could not name anything she's been in. I'm clearly not that interested in her.

As you can see, in this awkward picture, her body language is saying, in vibrant colors, no less, "I'm skeeeeeeeved. I'm skeeeeeeeved! Help me"! I'll betcha didn't know this little tidbit. He's saying to her through his clenched teeth: "Just kiss me this one last time and make it look passionate, bitch." Do you notice Tom coming in for the kiss and Katie pulling away? Oh, it's subtle, but it's there. When you are as in love as they both profess to be, there's no pulling back. SHE should be humping HIS leg. But no, that's not happening here. This is kinda like the Michael Jackon - Lisa Marie kiss on the MTV VMAs years ago. Ecck!

Why is he jumping around like idiot monkey-man everytime I see him being interviewed? Why is he gushing about this kid he's dating, but has never done so before with his other relationships. "Oh we're just sooooo << squeek >> happy together! I've never loved someone this much in my life and we're going to spend the rest of our lives together. << squeek >> Oh joy!" Oh someone poke my fuckin' eyes out with a pair of pick up stix and put firecrackers in my ears-NOW!! I can't stand this. Tom is kinda skeevin' me out with this false heap of crap he's throwing at us and at times, I think Katie is skeeved too.

In the past, Tom has always been so private about his personal life. His acting is so poor, trying to convince all of us he has found the "love of his life" in Katie. He's so over the top. It's obvious "his people" and "her people" got together and said "Let's cause a stir with this unexpected Hollywood romance and all the lemmings will go and see their movies this summer. It worked with Ashton and Demi." Let the record reflect that I am not buying it and I'm not planning on seeing either of their movies this summer (which I shall not name, 'cause I don't want you to see them either). I don't think Tom Cruise wants us to believe this romace-thing either.
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