I'm willing to share small tidbits of me. Who I am. What I experience. Why I do what I do. Just ramdom thoughts from me. Enjoy!
Who?
Name::Random me From::California, United States
I am a wife and mother of two boys. I work full-time in the electronics industry. It took me 6 years to graduate college (no, I'm not embarrassed-I finished, Dammit!) SJSU class of 1990. I love to cook, because I love good food. I'll pass on sweets, but will eat something with garlic or onion in a minute. I HATE cheese, except Mozzerella on pizza-and that has to be combination pizza. I hate chick flicks, but love a good thriller. My husband and I are real estate investors on the side. View my complete profile
As stressed as I am about work, I do have a good time there. The best thing about my job is the people I work with. We all share a similar sense of humor and it’s non-stop. One of my co-workers, Janice, has a habit if mangling commonly used coined phrases. We started a log of these phrases and called them "Janice-ism". Lately, we’ve all been guilty of it, so now it’s just the "-ism" list. We have amassed a huge list of "-isms". Here’s a sample:
"Runnin’ around with my head cut off ..with a chicken."
"The kettle has been turned black."
"I walked in this morning and my tummy ache hurt."
"Excuse me..I didn’t mean to hit a sore button."
"I’m not starting to like you very much."
"I don’t see any humor into this."
"I can hear the expression on your face."
"Do you have time for a second?"
"Gahhh!! English must be her third language."
"I’m rolling my eyes in agreement."
"You’re about to give me a cornea!"
"Why you wanna make it a matter?"
"For a little girl, you have a big brain."
"Get it off your chest. Don’t build it in."
"Mellow down!"
"Who are you talking to? me or you?"
"OMG! I’m perspiring underneath my armpits."
"He doesn’t know me from Adam’s Apple."
"I was driving like mad out of hell—and I was mad too!"
"Do you have any ear eye drops?"
"I’m not gonna beat my head over this."
And my all time favorite: "I’m a big girl. I wear big panties"
Ok, no one else may think these are funny, but when someone slips up and creates a new “-ism”, you can hear someone from across the office yell, “Write that one down!”
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